back to the realm of insanity..
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all deadlines directly inproportion to the amount of bodily
injury I could expect to receive by missing them.
5. I firmly believe that the future holds the possibility for new technologies,
astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the
amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, while
infinitesimally small is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my
mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write
the first word when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task
to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to
beginning the greater task.
12. I know the work cycle is not plan/start/finish but is wait/wait/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow what I can avoid forever.
14. I will become a member of the Ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (The
Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
back to the realm of insanity..
